you should follow me on instagram, i never post pictures

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bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

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the-average-gatsby:

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tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

*puts crab between teeth*

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purgaytorycas:

princess-island:

does the supernatural fandom have a gif for tfios?

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